Crespo

What is Crespo?


1.

To masturbate creepily, more specifically in a public area.

Derived from Puerto Rican singing sensation Elvis Crespo, who was recently accused of masturbating under an airplane blanket next to a woman on his airplane.

To complete a crespo completely, one should later deny any accusations that follow.

"ca...CABRON que carajos estas haciendo? te stas tirando un crespo aki mismo a mi lado?"/ "no me acuerdo"

"dude i just pulled a crespo in lecture today"

See crispo, crispy, cosby sweater, masturbation

2.

To tell your friends that you're going home, but not actually do it.

Ted- "Fuck this, I'm going home!"

Blair- "Way to pull a crespo you piece of shit."

See crespo, home, friends, shit, tell, cool runnings

3.

A brand of fucking tasty olives innit. I get mine as tescos.

me: Pass me that jar of delicious crespo brand olives, fag.

See olives, italy, brine, jars, tasty

4.

see james white

See sean


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