Cress Garden

What is Cress Garden?

When a woman hasn't had sex for so long she's left her lady garden unattended - cress grows well in dark moist conditions

I'm so horny, will someone munch my cress garden?!

See vagina, lady garden, horny, sandwich filling, gardening

Fobbabie

1. Someone who acts like a FOB (fresh off the boat person) or wants to be one, but is not. A wannabe FOB. She was a local born girl who lo..

Mega Fagatron

1. The security guard at your local public library. security guard-"Hey. There's no smoking by this ashtray" you-"Wow..

Jollyism

1. Insulting a personal feature of yourself before others can do so. "Man your nose is so big that.." "Yeah i sank the tit..

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