Cresting

What is Cresting?


1.

Cresting is when you reach a point of such pleasure during sex or masturbation that you know that one or two more strokes and you’ll cum. Like being right on the crest of the ultimate final pleasure wave.

Man I was cresting for a long time before I finally tugged that sucker all over her face. On reflection I think she would've preferred a different wake-up call...

See wanking, spanking the monkey, jerking off, rubbing one out

2.

Giving head while brushing the recipient's teeth. Used as a time saving device when running late for work.

We were cresting all morning

See head, blowjob, whoopi, fellatio, toothpaste

3.

Tickling your lover's gooch with a long feather, specifically an ostrich feather, but other feathers will do.

Sue loves it when Tom crests her; she likes the peacock feather the most.

A-cresting I will go, a-cresting I will go, hi ho the dairy-o a-cresting I will go.

See crest, gooch, ostrich, taint, feather


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