What is Crestonising?
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The act of becoming completely obsessed with a male and noticing every detail about his and his friend's lives. Often involves creating an imaginary family with that person and secretly hoping to marry them.
I'm having real trouble quitting my crestonising habit.
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a safety device in which a carpenter can tie off to another carpenter via the penis
here tie off to my man-lanyard.
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The act of jacking off in the shower.
I took a shower last night and it took me 20 mins to impregnate the drain.
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A disturbing male who's testicular sack is not visible on the outside. The balls are sucked up into the chodus leaving a wrinkled b..
