Cret

What is Cret?

1.

A person that is prude but all the hotties love him. Many people are like this, as i know many. They usually have some fucking stupid comeback when you make fun of their prudeness like, "Do ya smell me dawg?!" or some other lame shit.

Jamie: I'll ask Shawna out tonight, dawg.

Chris: That's what you said the first eight times.

Jamie: I'm serious this time.

Chris: OOOkay (sarcastically)

-NEXT DAY-

Chris: Did you ask her out last night.

Jamie: Well... (a few lame-ass excuses later...)

Chris: You're a cret.

See dawg, prude, ass, lame, shit

2.

To 'cret' is to feel a desire/thirst/need (generally for cannabis). To be 'creeted' is to have had that need met; to be satisfied/contented. Origin: East Oxford, '90s.

James: I cret for a zoot

Amit: *produces baggy* bro, check the crystals in that shit!

James: that creets me

See satisfied, happy, replete

3.

Idiot, fool, short for Cretin.

"Oi you almost ran over that cat, you great cret!"

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