What is Cretaceous?
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1. An ancient creature or person which should have been long dead.
2. A boring situation which one should have stopped persueing hours ago
"Maaan, these waves are Cretaceous dude. We should split and catch outselves a fresh pie"
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that which is utterly ridiculous, exaggerated, or nonsensical.
"Maaan that shiiit was cretaceous!"
"yo hubert, that's totally cretaceous!!
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3.
something or someone that is too cool for any other word; alternative to saying "cool" because it is over-used
That new Franz Ferdinand album is cretaceous , man.
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Random Words:
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having someone suck your dick while your taking a shit
Shelby game him a jablonblon.
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having a more potato shaped head than the rest of the world.
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when you queefe out of your vagina in the shape of an elephant or a giraffe or patrick stumph.
Dude, that girl just totally queefe nood..
