What is Cretenoid?
1.
A person who makes sentences like: "Then I heard something ,something so horrible it made me eat my pocket calculator while laser beams made from cannon balls were running marathons around my ironing iron."
The formal definition is a breeding mistake made by an idiot ,a moron and a kamikaze
PERSON A:Hey! How are you?
CRETENOID: I don't know. Disturbed.
PERSON A: Why?
CRETENOID: Becouse my door fell down and
started singing the national
anthem.
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