Cretenoid

What is Cretenoid?

1.

A person who makes sentences like: "Then I heard something ,something so horrible it made me eat my pocket calculator while laser beams made from cannon balls were running marathons around my ironing iron."

The formal definition is a breeding mistake made by an idiot ,a moron and a kamikaze

PERSON A:Hey! How are you?

CRETENOID: I don't know. Disturbed.

PERSON A: Why?

CRETENOID: Becouse my door fell down and

started singing the national

anthem.

See idiot, moron, dumbass, george w. bush, republican, politician, retard
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