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a shlong that is so fat that you couldnt stick it in a cows cunt
a condition caused by frequently slamming your cock in the toilet lid
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A very large and overgrown patch of pubic hair, where the margin marking the transition from peri-vaginal hair to peri-anal hair is blur..
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When getting fellatiated by a toothless midget, you pick her up an rotate her around your cock 360 degrees
I got a pipe cutter from tha..