What is Cri?
1.
Someone with Cranial Rectal Inversion
Someone who can't figure out the simplest of things has CRI
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2.
A sexy swinger with a hot body.
Normally a female.
They tend to listen to Bayside.
"Did you hear about that Cri girl that listens to Bayside?"
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A superlative that goes far beyond the bounds of cool- should be reserved only for when something truly is ultra schwey. Never used in a..