What is Crib Dick?
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when someone who is falling short in length makes up a lie about why their dick is small. their reason is when they were a baby, they tried to escape from their crib, and their dick got caught on a part of the crib, ripping a piece off and making it shorter.
steve has crib dick.
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A turdof gargantuan proportions. From the well-known fact that the King died on his throne.
Oooh, can the knighthood wait a few minutes..
