What is Crib Dick?
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when someone who is falling short in length makes up a lie about why their dick is small. their reason is when they were a baby, they tried to escape from their crib, and their dick got caught on a part of the crib, ripping a piece off and making it shorter.
steve has crib dick.
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Random Words:
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1. to jab repeatedly with an erection
1. 'ohkey pokey'
2. 'Dude, i just got ohkey pokeyed'
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you all are bithes
Man , y'allbitches..