Crib Dick

What is Crib Dick?


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when someone who is falling short in length makes up a lie about why their dick is small. their reason is when they were a baby, they tried to escape from their crib, and their dick got caught on a part of the crib, ripping a piece off and making it shorter.

steve has crib dick.

See rip sack, r.i.p.


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