What is Cribster?
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A baby who is forced to become trendy by its urban hipster parents. More and more boutiques in upscale neighborhoods cater to these parents, stuck in 1/3-life crisis, who buy their baby clothes and accessories that are essentially scaled-down versions of the Hot Topic product line. It's a way for young moms to live the party life vicariously through their child, 16 years before that child will be allowed to party.
I don't know what's more disturbing: that the 35-year old mom in Starbucks is wearing a babydoll shirt that says "Sex Kitten"... or that her cribster is wearing the same thing.
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Indirect TV is another way to refer to the act of stealing cable.
I asked my neighbor across the hall if I could get a couple of eggs, ..
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midget sized cat eaten toenail that live under your couch cushion
Don't look under the cushion.
Yeah, there are probably dead toe..
