Cricketer

What is Cricketer?

someone who habitually rubs at/tugs at their genitalia through the trousers in the manner of a fast bowler polishing their ball

dude i don't care how uncomfortable you are, stop tugging that thing about, you're not a cricketer!

Plum Foolery

1. To partake in foolishness or causing mischief. I've had just about enough of this plum foolery! *as opposed to the more commonly ..

Reading The Newspaper

1. Reading the newspaper is the act of jacking off, beating the meat, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, buffing the banana, wanking..

Olympervert

1. Someone who needs to watch figure skaters and Girls gymnastics to splume. The Olympervert tried to time his finish for the exact moment..

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