What is Cridwozzle?
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When a piece of cheese is cut, there is usually a piece significantly larger than the rest, this is the Cridwozzle.
Son to dad: 'Dad! Give me the cridwozzle for once'
Dad to son: 'Son, i'm the man of the house, only i get the cridwozzle'
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When you poop on the horseshoe shaped rim of a public toilet.
There's a greasy log on the toilet rim in the McDonald's bathro..