Crikey Moses

What is Crikey Moses?

An exclamation of surprise, like when I test drove my car for the first time and the turbo came in.

Me: Mmm, sounds ok, bit slow though.

2 seconds later...

Car: Fsssssssssssssssssstttttt Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap Ptchooooooooooo

Me: CRIKEY MOSES!!!!!!!!

3 Step Clap

1. Procedure follows in 3 steps: 1. Jam open palm hand in vagina. 2. Embed open palm hand in ass. 3. Clap her insides like wind up monke..

W.i.b

1. Pronounced "Wib". Acronym for Woman In Boots Although the plural would be "Women In Boots" one would say "WIB..

Vlud

1. A friend or acquaintance on good terms with the user. "Yo, vlud!" "Vlud, they spilled coke all over me!" "We..

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