Crikey Moses

What is Crikey Moses?

An exclamation of surprise, like when I test drove my car for the first time and the turbo came in.

Me: Mmm, sounds ok, bit slow though.

2 seconds later...

Car: Fsssssssssssssssssstttttt Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap Ptchooooooooooo

Me: CRIKEY MOSES!!!!!!!!

'omo

1. The cockney pronunciation of homo. "Well what 'ave we 'ere? Looks like we 'ave us a 'omo" 'oy looo..

Egnore

1. When you ignore someone on the internet because they annoy you, or you'd rather not talk to them. I can't believe that douche..

Zombie Poke

1. getting a hard on and sticking it into a bag or bucket of ice. keep the hard on by watching some porn or have your woman keep you hard. ..

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