Crikey Moses

What is Crikey Moses?

An exclamation of surprise, like when I test drove my car for the first time and the turbo came in.

Me: Mmm, sounds ok, bit slow though.

2 seconds later...

Car: Fsssssssssssssssssstttttt Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap Ptchooooooooooo

Me: CRIKEY MOSES!!!!!!!!

Toilet Painting

1. a spray of loose fecal material that colors the walls of the commode projectile dirrrhea 2. when u shit in the toilet and after u flu..

Enem

1. The alternative to replying nm in a chat, meaning "not much". While its alternative, nm, is used for either "never mind&..

W3nis

1. a person (or persons) who have a p3nis the size of an acorn... a small acorn and thusly have to act like idiots and think they're..

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