Crikey Moses

What is Crikey Moses?

An exclamation of surprise, like when I test drove my car for the first time and the turbo came in.

Me: Mmm, sounds ok, bit slow though.

2 seconds later...

Car: Fsssssssssssssssssstttttt Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap Ptchooooooooooo

Me: CRIKEY MOSES!!!!!!!!

Tail-sack

1. When a male recieves a blow to the genitals so grusome that it causes their testicles to pop out of their anus, the resulting physical c..

Joe: "hobfuihawdha, I Lvoe Yuo :d:d:d:d"

See jitch, bastard, drink, alcohol, death, dead, cola, coke, jagermeister, jager, vodka, red bull, kick, drunk, hang over, passed out, wanke..

Dixonic

1. 'Dixon' (n): 1) A person of very low intelligence 2) A person who spends the majority of his day kicking bags of air pointle..

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