Crikey Moses

What is Crikey Moses?

An exclamation of surprise, like when I test drove my car for the first time and the turbo came in.

Me: Mmm, sounds ok, bit slow though.

2 seconds later...

Car: Fsssssssssssssssssstttttt Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap Ptchooooooooooo

Me: CRIKEY MOSES!!!!!!!!

Teacupping

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Zerhusen

1. the time between when you sit on the toilet and when a terd comes out. Sorry I was late, i had a really long zerhusen. To prolong my b..

Ossible

1. 1.ahmazing 2.totally worth while 3.hot 4.a word to describe someone that is fun to hang out with 5. someone with the potential to be..

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