Crikey Moses

What is Crikey Moses?


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An exclamation of surprise, like when I test drove my car for the first time and the turbo came in.

Me: Mmm, sounds ok, bit slow though.

2 seconds later...

Car: Fsssssssssssssssssstttttt Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap Ptchooooooooooo

Me: CRIKEY MOSES!!!!!!!!


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