Crikey Moses

What is Crikey Moses?

An exclamation of surprise, like when I test drove my car for the first time and the turbo came in.

Me: Mmm, sounds ok, bit slow though.

2 seconds later...

Car: Fsssssssssssssssssstttttt Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap Ptchooooooooooo

Me: CRIKEY MOSES!!!!!!!!

Velvet Hat Trick

1. A sexual act involving: 1: A threesome. 2: Using all three female orifices in the same session. 1: My boyfriend threatened to break u..

Quakmybush

1. Biggest douchebag ever, also needs to bang his sister's va-jay-jay. Also cocks. Quakmybush needs to bang his sister. See quak, my..

Verbally Raped

1. To be dissed so bad that you are left with the feeling of being raped "After I was called fat I felt as if I was Verbally Raped&qu..

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