Crikey Moses

What is Crikey Moses?

An exclamation of surprise, like when I test drove my car for the first time and the turbo came in.

Me: Mmm, sounds ok, bit slow though.

2 seconds later...

Car: Fsssssssssssssssssstttttt Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap Ptchooooooooooo

Me: CRIKEY MOSES!!!!!!!!

Nobody Likes Your Small Balls

1. What you say to an asian or wasian. But never say it to a black man. Black Guy: Nobody likes your small balls! Asian: Reave me arone! ..

Hayli

1. A person of the female race who falls under any or all of these catgories: 1. a very absent-minded person who just "isn't th..

Gastrogasm

1. A culinary-induced orgasm, usually requiring a post-mastication cigarette to intensify the effect. 1) Geoffrey: "Those crab puffs ..

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