Crikey Moses

What is Crikey Moses?

An exclamation of surprise, like when I test drove my car for the first time and the turbo came in.

Me: Mmm, sounds ok, bit slow though.

2 seconds later...

Car: Fsssssssssssssssssstttttt Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap Ptchooooooooooo

Me: CRIKEY MOSES!!!!!!!!

Carfted

1. The act of passing gas while coughing. To fart and cough simultaneously. My coworker had a horrible cold. One day he sat in a chair and..

Va Jew Jew

1. Refers to the vagina (or va jay jay) of a Jewish female. Yo, I wanna get me a piece of that va jew jew to take to temple with me! See ..

Knackered Hipward

1. to shag a lady vigerously so that her pelvis requires medical treatment thus involving a hip replacement "im gonna go knacker deep..

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