Crikey Moses

What is Crikey Moses?

An exclamation of surprise, like when I test drove my car for the first time and the turbo came in.

Me: Mmm, sounds ok, bit slow though.

2 seconds later...

Car: Fsssssssssssssssssstttttt Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap Ptchooooooooooo

Me: CRIKEY MOSES!!!!!!!!

Gomp

1. An acronym meaning "get off my phone" used by tech support sluts around the world. "dude I so just hung up on that lady ..

W.t.f.a.y.g.?

1. where the fuck are you going? used when you spot someone wearing an outift that they know good and damn well should have been left wher..

Yonex

1. the type of racket pros like ConfuciuS use. You have a crappy Wilson? I have a Yonex. See tennis, yonex, racket, racquet, ace, ball..

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