Crikey Moses

What is Crikey Moses?

An exclamation of surprise, like when I test drove my car for the first time and the turbo came in.

Me: Mmm, sounds ok, bit slow though.

2 seconds later...

Car: Fsssssssssssssssssstttttt Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap Ptchooooooooooo

Me: CRIKEY MOSES!!!!!!!!

Cunting Whore

1. A hooker with a really bad attitude. Lynn is a cunting whore. See cuntingwhore, cunting whore, cunt, whore, hooker..

Overweightness

1. The degree to which a person is overweight. Her overweightness is pretty horrifying. See overweight, fat, fatass..

Eatontown

1. Eatontown is located next to Tinton Falls. BUt unlike Tinton Falls, Eatontown produces the biggest skanks and whores and not to mention ..

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