Crikey Moses

What is Crikey Moses?

An exclamation of surprise, like when I test drove my car for the first time and the turbo came in.

Me: Mmm, sounds ok, bit slow though.

2 seconds later...

Car: Fsssssssssssssssssstttttt Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap Ptchooooooooooo

Me: CRIKEY MOSES!!!!!!!!

Ass Sprinkler

1. One who shits in a blasting, splatering manner. "Look at that toilet bowl! Man, someone around here is a real ass sprinkler."..

Zip 'n Sip

1. A quickie blow job. First you zip, and then you sip. We didn't have much time, so we had a Zip 'n Sip. Holla. See blow job..

Clitoris Car

1. the cars owned by the majority of young guys, trying to get some recognition from peers for fitting in and being cool Lex: Have you see..

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