Crikey Moses

What is Crikey Moses?

An exclamation of surprise, like when I test drove my car for the first time and the turbo came in.

Me: Mmm, sounds ok, bit slow though.

2 seconds later...

Car: Fsssssssssssssssssstttttt Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap Ptchooooooooooo

Me: CRIKEY MOSES!!!!!!!!

Asskicker

1. An entity that ownz other entities. Germany, asskickers from way back, rolled through France in six weeks...

Drop Some Shiites Off At The Mosque

1. to take a shit Man, I didn't take a shit during that 3-day camping trip. I need to go drop some shiites off at the mosque. See sq..

Candyland

1. The foward cavity of a female, typically of good looking girls. Also known as the vagina. Grrrr-Bet she wishes I could visit her candy..

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