Crikey Moses

What is Crikey Moses?

An exclamation of surprise, like when I test drove my car for the first time and the turbo came in.

Me: Mmm, sounds ok, bit slow though.

2 seconds later...

Car: Fsssssssssssssssssstttttt Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap Ptchooooooooooo

Me: CRIKEY MOSES!!!!!!!!

Dick In A Can

1. A canned drink offered by ExtenZe, a product (usually a pill) which is exhaustively advertised on late-night infomercials that supposedl..

Jockle

1. To waste time and act like a complete dilz. Stop Jockling them bitches, they are nastLe. 2. To hoist from the grunder side of a large..

Forgetten

1. what happens when people with low iq's say forgotten. "I was just trying to make sure that I didn't get forgetten"..

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