Crikey Moses

What is Crikey Moses?

An exclamation of surprise, like when I test drove my car for the first time and the turbo came in.

Me: Mmm, sounds ok, bit slow though.

2 seconds later...

Car: Fsssssssssssssssssstttttt Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap Ptchooooooooooo

Me: CRIKEY MOSES!!!!!!!!

Zipper Fart

1. a fart that sounds like a zipper sound, especially of a sleeping bag zipping sound. That wasn't a fart. I was zipping up my sleepi..

Teabragging

1. While drinking any liquid, bragging about all sorts of things. Man, John kept on teabragging about his new car. See tea, teabag, teaba..

W.c.

1. W.C. translates directly to Water Closet; it means “The Toilet”. Mostly only stupid people are unaware of this fact, but seeing as I am ..

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