Crikey Moses

What is Crikey Moses?

An exclamation of surprise, like when I test drove my car for the first time and the turbo came in.

Me: Mmm, sounds ok, bit slow though.

2 seconds later...

Car: Fsssssssssssssssssstttttt Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap Ptchooooooooooo

Me: CRIKEY MOSES!!!!!!!!

Zerch

1. to anoint an object, such as a pint glass or cigarette with ones "cock" when dave went to the bog I zerched his stella!..

Olyb

1. Ok Love You Bye. Used as an abbreviation to Ok Love You Bye. The O is often stressed and is common to use with loved ones. Pronounced O-..

Vira

1. One who likes to frequent the Adult Entertainment clubs to buy cookies. Man i bet i know what that vira wants to do tonight. See playe..

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