Crikey Moses

What is Crikey Moses?

An exclamation of surprise, like when I test drove my car for the first time and the turbo came in.

Me: Mmm, sounds ok, bit slow though.

2 seconds later...

Car: Fsssssssssssssssssstttttt Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap Ptchooooooooooo

Me: CRIKEY MOSES!!!!!!!!

Fatfuck

1. A person wose belly folds over his or her pants. Mike hoffer,Ed Grabinski, Mark(shitdick) Gustiduas 2. A person who is usually very ..

Apply Deodorant

1. to fuck a girl in the armpit when every other possible orifice has already been taken did you apply deodorant to that girl? See sex, ..

Spot-welded

1. Post-coital syndrome, occuring when one's penis becomes stuck to the sheet, do to drying semen. "If you don't get up and..

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