Crikey Moses

What is Crikey Moses?

An exclamation of surprise, like when I test drove my car for the first time and the turbo came in.

Me: Mmm, sounds ok, bit slow though.

2 seconds later...

Car: Fsssssssssssssssssstttttt Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap Ptchooooooooooo

Me: CRIKEY MOSES!!!!!!!!

The Bailey

1. When, in one night, with Sampdey's sister, you make a concoction, complete the monroe exchange, have her felchan inmate, find a cho..

Staccato

1. the slapping of ones penis against another one's face. Also known as a cocksmack. When that dude was sleeping, i gave him a stacca..

Epissany

1. The brilliant idea or revelation you have while urinating. As Bob stood at the urinal,he came up with the solution to not only the deba..

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