Crikey Moses

What is Crikey Moses?

An exclamation of surprise, like when I test drove my car for the first time and the turbo came in.

Me: Mmm, sounds ok, bit slow though.

2 seconds later...

Car: Fsssssssssssssssssstttttt Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap Ptchooooooooooo

Me: CRIKEY MOSES!!!!!!!!

Ndw Is D Shiznit

1. 1. If you don't know who he is, then that's too bad. 2. Fucking Nick's mom "NDW is D shiznited last night."..

Barrel Bumper

1. A derogatory term used for sailors, as it is a reference to how lonely, desperate seamen would carve holes into barrels to have sex with..

W.a.d

1. White ass dick Yo man this girl was going to suck my dick then I told her I had a W.A.D and then she slapped me and said hell no See w..

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