Crildo

What is Crildo?


1.

Crap + Dildo = Crildo

A dildo fashioned out of frozen fecal matter.

He got bored and lonely so he pleasured himself with a crildo.

See crap, fecal matter, dildo, froghurt

2.

The ChromeDildo. It is something every woman strives to obtain in her lifetime. The Crildo is a sign of prosperity and even royalty in some societies. It is common belief that Queen Elizabeth had the largest Crildo collection known to mankind.

I had the best orgasm of my life thanks to my new Crildo. My daughter never went to college because she spent her whole college fund on a brand new Crildo.

See dildo, orgasm, sex, vagina, toy, toys

3.

can describe anything. Spelled with an i not a y. Can be used in any situation, such as crild me, or you crildo!

Tom used a crildo onhis girlfriend last night

See ben


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