Crime Deturent

What is Crime Deturent?


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The function of a cell phone when somebody tries to steal your wallet and you chuck the cell phone at their head.

Man 1: ...and it has crime deturent...

Man 2: Crime what?

Man 1: Try and take my waller.

<Man 2 tries to take Man 1's wallet, then Man 1 chunks a cell phone at Man 2's head.>


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