Crime Monkey

What is Crime Monkey?


1.

a boy who is forcefully en-slaved to act out any action at your whim. owning a crime monkey, by default, gives you the title of mistriss, no mater which gender persuasion you are. crime monkey can never be controlled by another, he must always obey his mistriss, no matter how much distress is caused. in time he will become totally dependant on his mistriss, and will stay loyally by her side for enternity

crime monkey piss in that cup and have it tested for a sexually transmitted infection...don't look at me like that!! *whips*

See crimey

2.

default, gives you the title of mistriss, no mater which gender persuasion you are. crime monkey can never be controlled by another, he must always obey his mistriss, no matter how much distress is caused. in time he will become totally dependant on his mistriss, and will stay loyally by her side for enternity

crime monkey, hump that fellows leg....don't give me that look i know you want to *whips*

See crimey, whipped


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