Crime Scene Edit Meaning

1.

Having sex when with a girl on her period. The sheets are bloody.

Last night you left a hell of a crime scene in my bed. My sheets are tie-dyed.

See period, riding the crimson wave, tampon

2.

The back of a taxi cab or car the morning after hitting the late night drive thru - littered with half eaten burgers and french fries....

What the hell? The back of the Bryan's truck is a Crime Scene!

Yea, we hit White Castle at 3 AM coming home from downtwon....

See crime, scene, white castle, burger, late night, drive thru, french fries

3.

A person's genital area. I first heard this reference while watching Dane Cook standup footage.

Shirley's got a messy crime scene.

See genitals, vagina, vulva, crotch, nads, nuts

4.

What a chick would say instead of "rubbing one out" when it's that time of the month.

That was one hell of a crime scene. I'm so relaxed now, I think I'll take a nap.

See red wings, axe wound, cunt

5.

The aftermath of a heavy night of drinking followed by a violent puke session with blatant disregard for location.

Often the mess is left for dead.

That was one hell of a crime scene you left.

6.

Menstrual bloodplay.

"I'm so into crime scene, I carry my girlfriend's tampons around with me."

7.

when you and your friends (like 3 or 4 of them) fuck a bitch at the same time, some are getting handy's others are fuckin her puss and ass.

We crime scened that chick in there, fucking slut.