Crimety Edit Meaning

1. A single male that has a female best friend. "OMG, you know me so well. You are so my man-hag!" - LW See hag, lesbro, friend..

1. An elderly male citizen with hair the consistency of cotton candy and of a somewhat reddish tint, who thinks he can fool the general pop..

1. The biggest, loudest, longest, and most disgusting queef you've ever heard. You may then proceed to call that person Optimus Queef ..