Crimmed

What is Crimmed?


1.

An impossible enigma uncovered in the marketplace.

You purchase a DVD and upon opening the cover you discover there is no DVD. You have been crimmed. You assemble a bicycle only to discover the chain WILL NOT go on, so you have to return it and assemble another. You have been crimmed.

You hear things like...

- Let me get my manager.

- I'm so sorry for the inconvenience.

- I've been with the company for 20 years and I've NEVER seen this happen before. CRIMMED!

See enigma, impossible, bad luck, inconvenience, never


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