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Stealing a years worth of sample tooth-paste from work or from free-sample stations in the mall. Year Paste also can serve as a stocking..
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Watching YouTube on your laptop while taking a massive crap.
Ben: "You sure were takin a shit for a while!"
Alex: "Yeah..
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The one on the right. Because no one likes the Left one!
man my right testicle is itchy as hell...