What is Crimple?
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verb--To dent or smash a car.
noun--any dent or visible impact made on a car.
1) A tree fell in the storm last night and crimpled my car!
2) Man, I just bought the car and it already has a crimple in the door!
2.
To have your nipple bitten off by a cat
I was fucking this girl last night and then I realised she'd been crimpled. That cat's so naughty
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Somebody who intentionally has sex after they're dead.
At the viewing the now deceased, reverse necrophiliac had a working girl pu..