Crimple

What is Crimple?

verb--To dent or smash a car.

noun--any dent or visible impact made on a car.

1) A tree fell in the storm last night and crimpled my car!

2) Man, I just bought the car and it already has a crimple in the door!

To have your nipple bitten off by a cat

I was fucking this girl last night and then I realised she'd been crimpled. That cat's so naughty

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