Crimpling

What is Crimpling?

The act of spiining a non-retracted mechanical pencil, and accidently stabbing yourself with it, upon a bad catch.

"Dude! I totally flubbed up, and I crimped myself, ow..."

"Dude! Stop crimpling yourself..."

See crimpling, crimped, pencil, stupid

Hamsters Head

1. To cut off your bellend and replace it with a hamsters head zomg ive cut off my bellend and replaced it with a hamsters head See hamst..

Vulible

1. Being both vulnerable and gullible at same time. Guy 1: Getting that chick's number sure was easy. Guy 2: Yeah, she seemed pretty..

Zachified

1. doing a prostitute then leaveing the state next day finding out you have aids queer 1: yo what's up queer 2: bro, i just got zac..

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