Crimpling

What is Crimpling?

The act of spiining a non-retracted mechanical pencil, and accidently stabbing yourself with it, upon a bad catch.

"Dude! I totally flubbed up, and I crimped myself, ow..."

"Dude! Stop crimpling yourself..."

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A Pot To Piss In

1. Slang term meaning "any money or commodities". Can only be used with a negative prefix. Poor guy doesn't have a pot to p..

Dick Fiend

1. 1. Someone that loves penii. 2. A girl that can't see, suck, or fuck enough dicks. Robin Swanson is a dick fiend. See The Frugie..

The Rub

1. Irritation of the skin around the clambeard from a dudes facial stubble after bobbing for apples. Once commonly thought to be an STD. L..

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