Crimpling

What is Crimpling?

The act of spiining a non-retracted mechanical pencil, and accidently stabbing yourself with it, upon a bad catch.

"Dude! I totally flubbed up, and I crimped myself, ow..."

"Dude! Stop crimpling yourself..."

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