Crimpy Edit Meaning

1. An aussie word made up as kids instead of saying wanker which as a kid was considered by our parents as a swear word, so we made our own..

1. getting up with your eyes glued shut because your nose was running so badly it flooded your face. ohh man! i had a such a horrible birk..

1. The disease that comes over males when they dont grow a pair testicles to flirt with the one woman they like. The male vagina(*see below..