Crimson Addict

What is Crimson Addict?

A band who obviously plays better than Matt Pennington. I bet Matt jacks off every night before he goes to bed.

"I go on every site and make fun of people who get more chicks than me. I'm such a loser. Wow I wish I could get some chicks and a life"

Uber Drizunk

1. The state one is in after having consumed a copious amount of booze. More drunk than drunk, sloshed, shitfaced. James was so uber drizu..

Utah Horseshoe

1. Verb: Its when you pull the vaginal lips apart forming what resembles a horseshoe image john was bored so he performed the Utah Horses..

Crotch Web

1. Area between the penis and the ball sack. Ah shit, a spider bit my crotch web. See sack, shaft, balls..

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