Crimson Addict

What is Crimson Addict?

A band who obviously plays better than Matt Pennington. I bet Matt jacks off every night before he goes to bed.

"I go on every site and make fun of people who get more chicks than me. I'm such a loser. Wow I wish I could get some chicks and a life"

Aesthetically Challenged

1. Not pleasant to look at. Man, those hating witches are so aesthetically challenged. Their faces are eye-gouging inducive. It really mak..

Google Hammer

1. A web page that is actually 2 guys f***ing each other up the ass and counting how many times the guy's dick spins. FOR QUEERS ONLY ..

Chinese Acrobat

1. A sex move wherein the man attempts to balance upon his own erect penis. Imagine a chinese acrobat with bigger genitals. Antithesis to t..

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