What is Crimson Handshake?
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When a girl who is menstruating uses her period blood as lubricant for a hand job.
She didn't have any Astro-glide, so I had to ask her for a Crimson Handshake.
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"Did you have sex with her?" "No, she was on her period so she gave me a crimson handshake."
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