What is Crimson Mustache?
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When someone eats a girl out who has her period
Mike got a crimson mustache when he hooked up with Jen last night.
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Two-piece experimental/rock/metal group from Atlanta, GA
Crimson Mustache rocked the stage last night!
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The ability to shit through a screen door and leave no trace you were ever there.
Man, when we got back from Honduras, I have a wicked ..
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Intentional flooding of one's basement for use in swimming, kayaking, and other craziness.
Dude, did you go to that canoe party? ..