Crimson Sanchez

What is Crimson Sanchez?


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While having a cuddle with your girl and shes on a four day bleeder, she runs a digit through her bloody slit and smacks you on the upper lip. This leaves a red moustache, thus the "Crimson Sanchez".

Her: Hey Love, wanna cuddle?

Him: Sure thing.

Him: What the fuck?! Smells like fish n' chips...

Her: Congratulations! You've had a Crimson Sanchez!

See crimson, sanchez, rag, period, fish


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