Crimson Turd

What is Crimson Turd?


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when you think your period is over and you take a hugeeeee shit and you look in the toilet and see red blood swarming your shit. AKA You got your period back dammit!

hey guys i just took a crimson turd

See turd nugget, crimson tide, red bastard


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