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1. Space in a resume template retarded people leave on their resume instead of filling in thier name.
Employer: "Gee, I just don&a..
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The result of adding a new twist to a classic item.
Chicken parmigiana with some spicy salami between the napoli sauce and the cheese..
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This is what a lady bears the morning after you've given her a pearl necklace
Bloke: I had a fantastic time last night
Girl: Ye..