Criona

What is Criona?


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The species 'Criona' is most likely to be seen floating around 'junk mail' production companies, looking for excuses to slack off and smoke.

Often misplaced due to a sickie, a 'Criona' must not be confused with a 'worker'.

Despite being a slacker, a 'Criona' can be a happy lass and the life and soul of the party. However, during periods of extended sunshine, a 'Criona' can be known to emigrate to sunnier climates to gorge, only to return as a 'fatty Criona', a rare and harldy witnessed version of the species.

Oh, and a Criona is invariably Irish, nuff said!

A 'Criona' is the girl in your office who you only see in passing, or when you go for a smoke. She makes you smile because you wish you could be such a slackerand still get paid.

They are often genuinely funny.

;-)

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