Criona

What is Criona?


1.

The species 'Criona' is most likely to be seen floating around 'junk mail' production companies, looking for excuses to slack off and smoke.

Often misplaced due to a sickie, a 'Criona' must not be confused with a 'worker'.

Despite being a slacker, a 'Criona' can be a happy lass and the life and soul of the party. However, during periods of extended sunshine, a 'Criona' can be known to emigrate to sunnier climates to gorge, only to return as a 'fatty Criona', a rare and harldy witnessed version of the species.

Oh, and a Criona is invariably Irish, nuff said!

A 'Criona' is the girl in your office who you only see in passing, or when you go for a smoke. She makes you smile because you wish you could be such a slackerand still get paid.

They are often genuinely funny.

;-)

See junk mail, fatty, criona, alcohol, slacker, irish


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