What is Cripper Dump?
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(v.) 1: to unhorse a paralyzed individual from his wheelchair by jerking its handles upward and forward, as though off-loading a wheelbarrow. 2: to exhibit wanton disregard for a disabled individual's unique incapabilities. 3: to purposefully inflict pain or indignity upon a disabled individual.
(n.) 1: any of the variety of human bowel movements made difficult by dehydration or an especially broad-shouldered stool and punctuated by a series of whimpers or cow-like lowing. 2: an arrhythmic shaky-legged dance first performed by kids in the South Bronx attempting to disturb younger kids into relinquishing valued possessions (e.g., licorice, crack).
(v.) 1: I didn't at first realize the suspended Hillsborough County police officer who cripper dumped that delinquent traffic violator was a woman. 2: I don't know what it is about crutches, but every time someone on the subway asks me for help I just want to cripper dump 'em and get the fuck where I'm going. 3: Timmy was suspended for cripper dumping both members of the special ed debate team off the high dive.
(n.) 1: I need to start buttering both sides of my bread or drinking more water—I think I pulled a hammy last night trying to take a cripper dump. 2: Yo, all we had to do was a couple gimps from the Cripper Dump and them baby hoppers gave up all they shit!
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(v.) 1: to unhorse a paralyzed individual from his wheelchair by jerking its handles upward and forward, as though off-loading a wheelbarrow. 2: to exhibit wanton disregard for a disabled individual's unique incapabilities. 3: to purposefully inflict pain or indignity upon a disabled individual.
(n.) 1: any of the variety of human bowel movements made difficult by dehydration or an especially broad-shouldered stool and punctuated by a series of whimpers or cow-like lowing. 2: an arrhythmic shaky-legged dance first performed by kids in the South Bronx attempting to disturb younger kids into relinquishing valued possessions (e.g., licorice, crack).
(v.) 1: I didn't at first realize the suspended Hillsborough County police officer who cripper dumped that delinquent traffic violator was a woman. 2: I don't know what it is about crutches, but every time someone on the subway asks me for help I just want to cripper dump 'em and get the fuck where I'm going. 3: Timmy was suspended for cripper dumping both members of the special ed debate team off the high dive.
(n.) 1: I need to start buttering both sides of my bread or drinking more water—I think I pulled a hammy last night trying to take a cripper dump. 2: Yo, all we had to do was a couple gimps from the Cripper Dump and them baby hoppers gave up all they shit!
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(v.) 1: to unhorse a paralyzed individual from his wheelchair by jerking its handles upward and forward, as though off-loading a wheelbarrow. 2: to exhibit wanton disregard for a disabled individual's unique incapabilities. 3: to purposefully inflict pain or indignity upon a disabled individual.
(n.) 1: any of the variety of human bowel movements made difficult by dehydration or an especially broad-shouldered stool and punctuated by a series of whimpers or cow-like lowing. 2: an arrhythmic shaky-legged dance first performed by kids in the South Bronx attempting to disturb younger kids into relinquishing valued possessions (e.g., licorice, crack).
(v.) 1: I didn't at first realize the suspended Hillsborough County police officer who cripper dumped that delinquent traffic violator was a woman. 2: I don't know what it is about crutches, but every time someone on the subway asks me for help I just want to cripper dump 'em and get the fuck where I'm going. 3: Timmy was suspended for cripper dumping both members of the special ed debate team off the high dive.
(n.) 1: I need to start buttering both sides of my bread or drinking more water—I think I pulled a hammy last night trying to take a cripper dump. 2: Yo, all we had to do was a couple gimps from the Cripper Dump and them baby hoppers gave up all they shit!
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4.
(v.) 1: to unhorse a paralyzed individual from his wheelchair by jerking its handles upward and forward, as though off-loading a wheelbarrow. 2: to exhibit wanton disregard for a disabled individual's unique incapabilities. 3: to purposefully inflict pain or indignity upon a disabled individual.
(n.) 1: any of the variety of human bowel movements made difficult by dehydration or an especially broad-shouldered stool and punctuated by a series of whimpers or cow-like lowing. 2: an arrhythmic shaky-legged dance first performed by kids in the South Bronx attempting to disturb younger kids into relinquishing valued possessions (e.g., licorice, crack).
(v.) 1: I didn't at first realize the suspended Hillsborough County police officer who cripper dumped that delinquent traffic violator was a woman. 2: I don't know what it is about crutches, but every time someone on the subway asks me for help I just want to cripper dump 'em and get the fuck where I'm going. 3: Timmy was suspended for cripper dumping both members of the special ed debate team off the high dive.
(n.) 1: I need to start buttering both sides of my bread or drinking more water—I think I pulled a hammy last night trying to take a cripper dump. 2: Yo, all we had to do was a couple gimps from the Cripper Dump and them baby hoppers gave up all they shit!
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