Crippies Edit Meaning

1. An emopimp is a male emo teenager who has multiple attractive female friends that are younger. They like the emopimp because he is sweet..

1. Masturbating over and over usually more than 3-5 times a day. Yesterday I had a major Jackathon since no one was home. See jack off 2..

1. An artsy lesbian, esp. one which works in a coffee house. Dude, I totally got dumped for a javadyke. See java, dyke, lesbian, coffee, ..