What is Cripple Cake?
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a person you love dearly who has somehow crippled him/herself. (I.e broke there leg)
(on the phone)Sally:Bobby you have to come get me i broke my leg snowboarding, im at the hospital
Bobby: k ill b right there
~bobby to sally: Hey, hows my cripple cake !?
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