Cripple Cake

What is Cripple Cake?

a person you love dearly who has somehow crippled him/herself. (I.e broke there leg)

(on the phone)Sally:Bobby you have to come get me i broke my leg snowboarding, im at the hospital

Bobby: k ill b right there

~bobby to sally: Hey, hows my cripple cake !?

See cripple, cake, kake, broken, leg, retard, artard

95 Miles

1. The average speed limit someone goes when they are in a rush, it especially sucks when it's in the area you live in. When I was wa..

Engagement Ring

1. The ring given from man to woman when the woman accepts the man's proposal... traditionally the ring should contain one diamond at ..

Schlemmer

1. A man with low standards, who, in focusing on convenience over quality, will take whatever he can get. "After finding out her boyf..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Cripple Cake Edit Meaning