Cripple Cake

What is Cripple Cake?

a person you love dearly who has somehow crippled him/herself. (I.e broke there leg)

(on the phone)Sally:Bobby you have to come get me i broke my leg snowboarding, im at the hospital

Bobby: k ill b right there

~bobby to sally: Hey, hows my cripple cake !?

See cripple, cake, kake, broken, leg, retard, artard

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