Cripple Crapper Edit Meaning

1. using condoms for entirely safe sex! Last night we ucfessed, birth control pills were entirley out of the question!..

1. The humping motion one makes after sex that establishes dominance in a relationship. Generally,it lasts between 3 seconds and 1 minute. ..

1. when you eat so much junk food/ drink so much beer during the Super Bowl that you have a bowel movement equivalent to nuclear diarrhea ..