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Inability to read due to excessive alcohol consumption.
Obliteracy can cause serious problems with mobile phones.
See pisslexia, oblit..
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Hair on head all sticking up after rolling around on bed with girlfriend.
Man I was rolling around on my bed with my girlfriend, and no..
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verb: to pull a mottramite. to miss three times in a row in a match of hockey.
Benny:aww geez jonnyz pulled a mottramite again!!..