Crippled Midget

What is Crippled Midget?

1.

When you have ingested,inhaled, or consumed too much of a drug, alcohol, or other intoxicant, that your dick will no longer get hard, and or function

I snorted so much blow that when the hookers got here I had a crippled midget and wasted my $500

See limp dick, whiskey dick, performance anxiety

2.

Failure to launch due to excess libation or similar substance indulgence. ie.. YOU CAN'T GET IT UP AT THE MOMENT OF TRUTH because you partied too much and too long!

Turns out VannieK was a crippled midget that night. Even Though he slamed a few redlines, his previous imbibe precluded his playing Peter North.

See impotent, whiskey dick, failure to launch
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