What is Crippled Midget?
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When you have ingested,inhaled, or consumed too much of a drug, alcohol, or other intoxicant, that your dick will no longer get hard, and or function
I snorted so much blow that when the hookers got here I had a crippled midget and wasted my $500
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Failure to launch due to excess libation or similar substance indulgence. ie.. YOU CAN'T GET IT UP AT THE MOMENT OF TRUTH because you partied too much and too long!
Turns out VannieK was a crippled midget that night. Even Though he slamed a few redlines, his previous imbibe precluded his playing Peter North.
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Random Words:
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the measure to which a skirt is judged to be too short. you have a thumbs up and measure the bottom of the skirt against your wrist. if ..
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Greek god/goddess of love.
Someguy: Man that hermaphroditees is hot!
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getting krunk and falling down repeatedly while trying to dance
brutha got his krunkafunkus on.
See drunk, krunk, crazy, fool, clumsy..
