What is Crippled Monkey Fuck?
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taking a legless female to the park and fucking her while on the monkeybars. then after sexual satisfaction taking the wheelchair and her clothes with you and calling the cops to see her hanging off the monkey bars naked.
I hooked up with this crippled bitch last night an gave her the crippled monkey fuck at the park near my house. I video taped it, and u can see the cops taking turns with her instead of helping her.
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