Crippletext

What is Crippletext?

Describes texting from a standard phone, one without a keypad. Usually painful and time-consuming for the user.

I hate texting with this phone... takes me forever to reply when I have to crippletext everyone!

Real Yellow

1. It's cool, or badass. Like, a roller coaster that is real yellow. Could even be the really real yellow. Dood, that ride is the rea..

Taintinence

1. The act of cleaning the area between the scrote and the arse. 1. Tom: "good game (slaps ass)...fuck is that smell?!" Steve: ..

Czartender

1. A bartender whose attention is so hard to get (s)he must be distracted by dictator duties. "Dude you were up there for twenty minu..

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