What is Crippy?
1.
really good weed.
Crippy is the same thing as hydro. you smoke it, the high creeps up on you, hence the name: crippy.
sometimes found with
stoner 1- "duuude, i think im flying!"
stoner 2- "no man, its just the crippy."
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2.
High quality grade Marijuana, usually from Florida. Typically has a lot of red hairs, high crystal concentration, and a pungent smell. The term itself encompasses a wide variety of buds, but it's usually grown in Orlando, and gets around to basically everywhere in Florida, from Jacksonville, to Tampa, to Ft. Myers and Miami. The term actually originated because even a little bit of this stuff will leave you couchlocked for hours.
"I got two pounds of Crippy Weed, and I'm rolling through Saint Cloud" - The Supervillains
"We had 2 grams of crippy weed last night, I don't remember what we did, but I know we didn't move off that damn couch till about 3 in the morning"
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3.
Adjective used to describe food that has been cooked to a crispy texture.
Can be used by people with lisps.
Some crippy perogi please
I want my bacon CRIPPY!
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4.
A disabled person. Also known as a disabled or a cripplie.
The crippy required wheelchair access.
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5.
A combination of "trippy" and "creepy."
That picture of Alice in Wonderland is so crippy!
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