Crips

What is Crips?


1.

Thoroughly stupid, illiterate, and ignorant people who:

* Tie blue rags around their ass holes

* Make stupid signs with their hands

* Haven't the slightest amount of courage

* Aren't bold enough to knock over a liquor store without six of their buddies standing around

* Are too stupid to know how to hold a handgun

* Are too ignorant to get a job

* End up in prison, or maybe dead in the gutter

Shauntay and Esmore are crips. They hold their guns on their sides to show everyone how stupid they are

2.

the gang formed by timmy and jimmy on south park

s-s-s-ay guys,w-w-w-want t-t-t-t-to come d-d-d-d-down toooo th-th-th-the r-r-reck center

See tim

3.

People with a diminished sense of intelligence and self worth. Gather in large groups and perpetrate petty crime and murder in order to gain the recognition that is their only purpose in life.

I know you haven't found a job yet slacker, you've got the stench of the Crips about you!

See cripz, crip, cuz, cousin, crippy

4.

The largest and most dangerous gang in the America. Their colors are blue and originated from Los Angeles. They are arch enemies of the Bloods. They sell drugs, extort businesses, and kill slobs (insult term for bloods). It was founded by Raymond C. Washington and Tookie Williams.

"man i got jumped by the crips."

See Crazy Mo

5.

The gang that needs to get along with the bloods.

Crips: FUCK THE SLOBS

Bloods: FUCK THE CRABS

Me: Cant we all just get along?!?!

Crips and Bloods: NIGGA FUCK YOU! *Both gangs proceed to shoot at me with 9mm's, .45's, Ingram MAC-10's, AK47's and other weapons*

*Crips and Bloods start shooting at each other afterwards*

See cribs, bloods, gang, violence, crip, blood

6.

A street gang in LA and rivals of The Bloods, another LA gang. They like wearing blue. This is what is known to anyone outside of California.

Apparently they do illegal stuff and frequently send their cronies to Urban Dictionary to 'represent', most likely to the dismay of their even partially literate members.

At some point Quentin Tarantino has mentioned them on The Tonight Show.

Famous rapper Snoop Doggy Dogg claims that that he keeps "a blue flag" in his left back pocket, since that is the "crip side".

" - Ever heard of The Crips?

- Yeah, they're some kinda gang, right?"

See Tankard

7.

Though the media portrays the members of this and other gangs as victims of American society, the proof shows this isn't the case. Gangs with L.A. origins usually flower where lazy and unchallenged youth live. In their minds the gang members think they are courageous and independent. This couldn't be further from the truth. The 'gangsters' aren't courageous because they shoot from moving cars and often hit innocent victims and because they only fight when the odds are overwhelmingly in their favor. Also they are not independent as they usually dress alike, act alike, collectively do nothing creative, and are dependent on government assistance for most of their lives. The happiest person is a recovering gangster.

All crips have the same desire: to became famous in their own minds.

See bloods, piru, crab, slob, gangster, gangsta, hood, nigga


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