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1. when you cum in your pants getting a lap dance at the strip club. She's hot, Im going to get a "squishy weasel" from her..

1. pronounced: muh-ton Deriving from the hebrew meaning 'gift of God' Those men who earn the title of Matthan are as close to p..

1. The place where you fall asleep whilst stumbling home from the bar. It was cold last night and I went to beer bed in an ATM halfway hom..