What is Cris?
1.
Louis Roederer's Cristal. Arguably the finest champagne on earth, 55% Pinot Noir and 45% Chardonnay. Eloquent, intense, subtle nose with aromas of almond on an underlying theme of fresh white flowers.
P-Diddy ordered another bottle of Cris and remarked, "My goodness Jay-Z, these gossamer-like bubbles are so gladdening! Mmmm, such a full opulent attack, remarkable balance, exquisite finesse, and extraordinary length, don't you say?"
2.
A cliche drink among hiphop practitioners that is supposed to indicate that they are doing well financially. Cristal is the full name, it is a wine, however, contrary to a previous definer, Champagne does not have pinot noir and chardoney in it, it is a wine specifically made of grapes from the Champagne region in France.
"Cris on ice and a Benz" (Mercedes Benz of any kind and Bentley cars being the automotive cliche that indicates extreme rapper wealth)
3.
otherwise known as cristal. A type of champagne.
R. Kelly feat. Jay-Z
After the show it's the after party and
After the party is the hotel lobby and
After the Belve then it's probably Cris, and
After the original it was probably this (Fiesta)
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4.
An unusually hard penis
what i get when i look down abe's mom's shirt
"dude i had a cris when i banged abes mom"
"yeah i had a cris once it actually hurt"
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5.
The cool term for meth at a party.
" Pardon me, would you happen to have some cris"
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6.
A raging homo, ready to suck any cock in its path. Its not what cris is, but more what cris does.
Cris sucked off a horse once.
