What is Crisco?
1.
Lubricant used in fisting.
The bouncer at Joey's Bar where gays hung out always knew what Louie wanted since he always carried a three pound can of crisco with him.
2.
Crisco is a lard substitute that can be found in a large can, and it is also a term used to describe a woman with a large booty.
Although not immediately apparent, they can both be described as "fat in the
You: "How you doin', Crisco?"
Her: "Why you callin' me Crisco?"
You: "Cuz you fat in the
can !"
3.
A vegetable shortening-based lard substitute. Also, a sex toy.
Hotmaster J has a dual use for crisco, as he can eat it and then use it to pleaseure himself.
4.
Quite simply put....Fat in the can.
See that chick over there......You can call her crisco, cause shes fat in the can.
5.
Fat in the can
That girl got crisco!!!
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6.
a fat person (cruel, also a rude term of adress, see also
Some crisco bumped into me without saying excuse me.
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7.
bad drugs
this dope is crisco