Crisco Gnome

What is Crisco Gnome?

1. An exceptionally obese person, although lesser than the butter troll or lard golem, who consumes edible objects in excess.

2. Also used as a term to define rather short, angry and frightening obese peoples.

"That midget is quite the crisco gnome..."

Gornage

1. Sweat on da ballz that dries and turns into a yellow crust. Yo man...i got some heavy gornage from this weather. See Kenny..

Keelan-size

1. Larger than average. Most typically applied to a Jack & Coke at the pub. Greetings barkeep. I shall have a Jack & Coke...and Ke..

Zurna

1. An oboelike instrument without keys, with a double reed mounted on a slender tube called "pirouette". The zurna has a shril..

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