Crisco Gnome

What is Crisco Gnome?

1. An exceptionally obese person, although lesser than the butter troll or lard golem, who consumes edible objects in excess.

2. Also used as a term to define rather short, angry and frightening obese peoples.

"That midget is quite the crisco gnome..."

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