Crisco Wristwatch

What is Crisco Wristwatch?

1.

Referenced in the Frank Zappa song "Broken Hearts Are For Assholes" from the album Sheik Yerbouti.

The context is as follows: Ram it, Ram it, Ram it, Ram it up yer poop chute *Wrist-watch; Crisco* (crisco wristwatch for the purposes of this example)

See cisco, lubrication, poop chute

2.

Stick your hand in a can of Crisco until it's lubed all around. Then insert your hand/fist in a woman's rectum until your watch tickles her stink star.
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