What is Crisp?
1.
Stemming from its Greco-Roman origin "cri", which means "absolute greatness", it is used to describe anything that would be considered cool, awesome, hot or really fucking legit.
"Brooks Brothers has the most crisp non-irons."
"This morning she was walking around naked because she couldn't find her thong...it was so crisp."
It can also be used to show acceptance.
Nick: "Alright, everyone's meeting at Pritch and then we're all going out and getting whiskey bent."
Brent: "Crisp."
Armen: "Coach, where did you get all that pitz?"
Sac: "Biscuit Kitchen"
Armen: "Oh alright, crisp."
Abbrev: "C" ex: "I don't know what i was thinking last night, that slag was completely un C."
Alternate pronunciation: "crasp"
French translation: "crepes" ex: "That french smut you hooked me up with last night was pretty crepes."
"Yo when did you say that girl gave you the blumpkin of your life?"
"Last Tuesday, after DJ night."
"Oh that's right, crisp."
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2.
A word used to describe something cool or perfect. Often used to describe material goods or a planned event.
That guy's shirt is so crisp. This party is going to be crisp.
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3.
an adjective describing something radical, cool, awesome, or "off the chain."
Man, those shoes are so crisp!
Is that your car? Man, that thing is CRISP!
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4.
a synonym for cool.
omg! that screwdriver ride was very crisp!
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5.
not high, crispiness.
smooth. you catch on to stuff faster because you are crisp. you can hold on to a couple of conversations, and be ready to break into any of them because you can. not necessarily a good thing. right before you shoot your load.
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6.
A pirated or burnt computer or video game, usually requiring modchips to play on a console. Originated off of craigslist as a way to sell pirated games without the authorities catching on.
selling Sega Dreamcast and 43 crisp games!
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7.
A substitute for the word "cool". "Cool" is no longer allowed to be used because mom's are using it in their vocabulary.
Crisp is the new cool.
Johnny: Hey man, those shoes are pretty Crisp!
Billy: Thanks bro, they're brand new.
WRONG:
Mother: Hey little Johnny, those shoes look so cool on you sweetheart.
Johnny: Whatever mom
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