What is Crisp Monkey?
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1. Crisp Monkey
An incredibly stupid comment. Usually made whilst pissed up. A comment so moronic that anyone else could see it was a really bad idea but hey, you said it and now everyone's laughing at you.
Same entomology as "Darth"
Andrea: That guy you were dancing with is such a Baby-Man.
Audrey - He's my cousin, and I'm Taking him home with me tonight
OMG, Andrea just said a Crisp Monkey.
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A gentle knock on a friend who for some reason or another has pissed you off a bit.
Nicked from a line in Arnie's seminial action-..
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A person who doesnt flush his crap down the toilet.
Jen came over and left a log in my toilet again. Shes a log leaver.
See shit, poo,..
