Crisp Monkey

What is Crisp Monkey?


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1. Crisp Monkey

An incredibly stupid comment. Usually made whilst pissed up. A comment so moronic that anyone else could see it was a really bad idea but hey, you said it and now everyone's laughing at you.

Same entomology as "Darth"

Andrea: That guy you were dancing with is such a Baby-Man.

Audrey - He's my cousin, and I'm Taking him home with me tonight

OMG, Andrea just said a Crisp Monkey.


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