Crispian Edit Meaning

1. To be so sad that you go home drunk and alone, cry and masturbate using your own tears as lubrication. Jon:Dude got dumped on Valentine..

1. An adjective that implies something is superior, used by sales staff who want to sound technical. From the ads for the Swedish Sleep Sy..

1. Anyone who consults Jesus before any choice they make. That guy doesn't understand abortion, gays, or dinosaurs because he is a re..