What is Crispin?
1.
something that is very good (Jonathan Ross)
yeah dude that's crispin!
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2.
a well mannered teenager usually excelling in soccer
this kids seems just like a crispin!
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3.
Larger species of greying elf found grazing in areas of dense literature. Believed to survive predominantly on crime novels, which it consumes leaving only traces of a brittle, crisp-like substance as evidence of its existence. Crispin-catching emerged as a popular pastime during the 1830's, but the practice is now obsolete. Historians have recently questioned the validity of crispin sightings, and indeed they are now generally regarded as mythical creatures by the majority of the populus, believed in only by crazed booksellers who have recently been
"Quick carruthers! Fetch the rifle or indeed the dustpan and brush! I believe I have a crispin in my sights!"
4.
a saucy white girl from texas
Crispin is one hot momma.
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5.
The small space between a refrigerator and the wall.
Damn it! I lost my superball behind the crispin!
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6.
bad smelling cyber stalker
ooooooo he was a bit *crispin*
7.
cocksure wanker who has a bad halitosis problem
god your breath smells a bit *crispin*
